This apparently came from Mike "Stealth" Lewis, a former MLMIA mob figure who headed up the European operation for the MLMIA "family".
FOREIGN NEWS DESK - THIS JUST IN FROM SOMEWHERE FAR AWAY.
Reuters News Agency has received, shocking but as yet unconfirmed reports that Thomas Jefferson Schreiter, a vertically challenged, but nonetheless BIG name in the MLM industry, has been undergoing a very controversial experiment in the Ukraine, in Human Cloning!
Early indications are that prototypes came out faulty, and according to local reporters looked more like Rod & Marcie Cook, but the experiment continued.
Subsequent efforts, produced average weight, average height versions of Tom Schreiter, but were quickly destroyed after being described as 'grotesque mutations' of the real thing.
It appears that several really good clones were in fact created, and secretly smuggled into the US.
This would account for the fact that around 30 different MLM companies have this week, claimed to have exclusively signed Tom Schreiter into their MLM deals!
Mr Schreiter was unavailable for comment, due to the fact that his wife Susan accidentally stepped into the cloning machine with Tom's credit card, and has been seen shopping frantically as many as 142 different malls between Leningrad and Dublin simultaneously.
Tom, plainly upset by the ordeal is blaming himself for giving her his American Express card instead of his Visa!
This report is humor only!
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